posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 303,680 notes

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via tywyll1)

posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 672,306 notes

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 454,056 notes

verballthenouns:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

(Source: blackwaxx, via heckajeff)

posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 108,503 notes

tomorrowsofyesterday:

So @TheCapitolPN tweeted this
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which was promptly deleted. (G-Bb-A-D are the notes to Rue’s whistle.)

But if you had clicked inspect element before it was deleted

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"You silence our voices, but we are still heard."

HOW COOL IS THIS MARKETING?!?! Like the rebels are hacking into the capitol’s twitter!!!!

(Thanks toastbabeis and mockingjaysource for noticing it and jenliamjosh for reblogging)

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posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 111,143 notes

fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

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posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 421,134 notes

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

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xyes xomg
posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 391,026 notes

iamhamburglar:

jessied181:

tltty:

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

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When you have a really “good” answer.

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posted 3 hours ago on September 1, 2014 with 281,855 notes

himapapaftw:

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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(Source: chikkou, via foxymemes)